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Monday, July 30, 2012

Little Red Corvette

I went a few times with a man who told me if he could have any song play when he walks in the room it would be "Little Red Corvette." Now I don't want to judge but this would not be my choice. I think that should have been a red flag . . . Not that it isn't a great song just not exactly what I want to walk into. I'll be honest I forget my answer.

Best Wing Woman Ever and the Geographically Undesireable

This weekend two of my very good friends were married and I was honored to be a part of the entire event. Now I have been a bridesmaid too many times to count and I will admit to my fair share of bridesmaid mishaps usually involving a groomsman:-) This wedding was no exception I met a man in uniform to keep me company on the dance floor. I must admit the only reason I met him was because I was setting up another bridesmaid with his handsome friend. As I facilitated the couple to dance together I came across his tall handsome friend. Without too many details the night ended in my studio with one couple on the couch and another in my bed. (I would say we did pretty well for ourselves!)

The next day as I was about to drive him to the airport (after a lovely walk of shame to my car) . . . he changed his flight to stay and spend time with me all day! We had a lovely day filled with adult naps, walks in the park and milkshakes. Sadly he lives on the other side of the country so now the thought comes to mind - how to see if this could work.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

When it rains, It pours

So over the past 2 weeks I have gone out with MBA guy quite a few times and reading "50 shades" didn't' help me hold out much past the third date. It didn't hurt that he has blue eyes that sparkle and dimples :) Plus he is just enough dork to be really interesting.
Thankfully no more hickeys to deal with - I was running out of scarves by the end of the week! So now I am faced with the question of do I even plan any more dates. Note sure how much energy I can put into dating other guys when I am having wonderful dates with MBA guy every week. Plus did not do so well for me last time! So far this guy has not talked about poop or tried to poop in my apartment so he is winning some points.
I think my days are on hold for now. Not sure I have it in me to date more than one guy at a time.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

magic #9

So now that I am back on the market these days, a good friend advised me that I must kiss or date 9 guys before I have "old guy" out of my system. So far I am at 4 and all is well.
Except for the hickeys from last night. Apparently late 20's guys need lessons in kissing and anatomy, 30 year old guys on the other hand do not need a road map.

Last night I met MBA guy for for drinks. We met a few days prior at a school event that I tagged along too. All was going well with the night, nice drinks at black bottle, then drinks at rob roy and then I SHOULD HAVE GONE HOME. Instead I went to his apartment and my neck was assaulted. Hickeys are trashy, pretty sure everyone I know would agree. So this morning after lots of cover-up application I became "the girl that wears scarves in the summer." More on this later  . . . Apparently I don't know first date expectations and/or missed that BJ's are expected . . . sad for MBA guy he was left hanging.